scoring chicks -----a seminar

[redbenjoe]

as another side benefit from my non-stop 5 decades of picking up younger
and better girls --
i often get to pass along a few of my tried & true 122 exclusive procedures
to my younger friends

here, for instance is a recent audio acquisition...
and the instructions are :::::

always mount an authentic John Deere radio on your dash

this works 84% of the time

happy hunting & best of luck

 

[skippy1969]

Thats pretty cool!
But........ my research shows that the Peterbilt fan you have will help you pick up chicks 93.7% of the time over the John Deere radio...... :grim:
Just sayin..........

 

[hollyrockets]

MMMMkay....


If you don't want a cool chic then I guess you deserve whatever ho you get.

BOOYAH!

 

[Lasonic TRC-920]

MMMMkay....


If you don't want a cool chic then I guess you deserve whatever ho you get.

BOOYAH!

What are you saying Holly? If a cool cat rolled by in THAT ride with THAT radio on the dash you wouldn't hop in?

Now I'm all confused about women :'-(

 

[Zippy]

Somehow boomboxes work pretty well, too

 

[stormsven]

Should agree whit Ira - chicks love green

 

[redbenjoe]

MMMMkay....


If you don't want a cool chic then I guess you deserve whatever ho you get.

BOOYAH!

What are you saying Holly? If a cool cat rolled by in THAT ride with THAT radio on the dash you wouldn't hop in?

Now I'm all confused about women :'-(

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holly is cool--
but she only jumps in on the elegant & exotic brands ... like KUBOTAs

 

[Mrs. Fatdog]

Sorry Ira...even as cool as the John Deer radio is.....you couldn't land me. IF I were to 'hop' into a golf cart of some random suiter, the golf cart would at least have to have a roof and more than a 1/4 windshield.

I know, I know, I'm SO hign maintenance!

 

[redbenjoe]

mr fatdog proudly claims that you are well worth the $$ maintenance

( so far )

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

holly is cool--
but she only jumps in on the elegant & exotic brands ... like KUBOTAs

If that's true, then I could be in luck! Holly, the next time I'll be mowing the lawn will be on Monday (if it doesn't rain).

(Actually, I never thought of my orange lawn beast as "exotic." "Earthy," maybe - and a real workhorse - but not "exotic." But I guess if Ira says so...)

 

[Mrs. Fatdog]

mr fatdog proudly claims that you are well worth the $$ maintenance ( so far )

HE BETTER! :annoyed:

 

[Fatdog]

mr fatdog proudly claims that you are well worth the $$ maintenance

( so far )

[strike]When did I ever say that? [/strike]

Yes. Yes I do proudly claim that.


Seeing how that John Deere radio is made of wood... I thought women liked wood. Well, most women anyway.

 

[Mrs. Fatdog]

I thought women liked wood. Well, most women anyway.

So honey...ya know, the office closes early today.... :devil: :devil:

 

[Fatdog]

I thought women liked wood. Well, most women anyway.

So honey...ya know, the office closes early today.... :devil: :devil:

fftopic:

 

[Mrs. Fatdog]

fftopic:

Actually, no, it isn't. Best I can tell, it is very much on topic!




Brown chicken, brown cow

 

[Fatdog]

Brown chicken, brown cow

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

At first, I didn't understand why the two of you were having this heated exchange online, rather than in person. And then I realized that you were steps ahead of my wife and me, who communicate almost entirely by rumor.

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

as another side benefit from my non-stop 5 decades of picking up younger
and better girls
i often get to pass along a few of my tried & true 122 exclusive procedures
to my younger friends
here, for instance is a recent audio acquisition...
and the instructions are :::::
always mount an authentic John Deere radio on your dash
this works 84% of the time

I admit that this theory/procedure looks good on paper (or on a message board), but I question how well it works in real life. I've tried it, with questionable results. Years ago, I put in IH radio in my IH garden tractor and did pick up a girl who was attracted to this arrangement. And she WAS younger than me. But...

Maybe I should illustrate what happened with a simple equation:

+

=

 

[Fatdog]

Dang! She's hawt!!

 

[Reli]

Some good artwork on that John Deere. How the hell did you find it?