scoring chicks -----a seminar

[redbenjoe]

Some good artwork on that John Deere. How the hell did you find it?

was looking for john deere factory bucket seat covers --
and they have hundreds of fun brands goodies for sale

 

[redbenjoe]

holly is cool--
but she only jumps in on the elegant & exotic brands ... like KUBOTAs

If that's true, then I could be in luck! Holly, the next time I'll be mowing the lawn will be on Monday (if it doesn't rain).

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(Actually, I never thought of my orange lawn beast as "exotic." "Earthy," maybe - and a real workhorse - but not "exotic." But I guess if Ira says so...)

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that one does look extreme ' earthy '

and dont forget to spiffy it up by monday when holly jumps on

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

they have hundreds of fun brands goodies for sale

My recommendation:

 

[redbenjoe]

mr fatdog proudly claims that you are well worth the $$ maintenance ( so far )

HE BETTER! :annoyed:

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the news gets even better for you , mrs fatdog ....

mr fatdog has confided that all three of his girlfriends are each must more costly
than you --
and so --at this time - you are being considered for 1st place as his slam-dunk KEEPER --

so, hows that ???

 

[Boom Shaka Laka]

and dont forget to spiffy it up by monday when holly jumps on

Damn! Now where'd I put that can of de-greaser?!?

 

[redbenjoe]

they have hundreds of fun brands goodies for sale

My recommendation:

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hahahaha -- thats great

reminds me of an old story --

bout the dude who walked in the panty shop --
asked for dozen of the pink john deere panties--

the sales clerk told the dude -
he was in big luck as the shop was just re-stocked with a dozen -

then, he asked if he wanted them individually wrapped --

the dude says
" no thanks -- i'll just eat em right here "

 

[Fatdog]

...he was in big luck as the shop was just re-stocked with a dozen -

then, he asked if he wanted them individually wrapped --

the dude says
" no thanks -- i'll just eat em right here "

If they're brand new, they don't have any flavor. :fly-kite:

 

[redbenjoe]

fftopic: :spam: :spam:

 

[Superduper]

Ira has the right idea, but the wrong implementation. First, there's only 1 Deere colored seat -- the other looks crappy and uninviting. The radio, pretty as it might be, simply won't do since mono is, well.... boring.

Now the right way to do it is with a more masculine looking machine to hint at the prowess of the operator. Hook that up with a STEREO radio and maybe the sound might be impressive enough to lure them for a closer inspection. Now, if that wimpy radio is not enough, the front bucket can carry 1, 10, or 100x C100's without breaking a sweat and you can blast them all at once for a party suitable for a harem of chicks. Well, if you intend to fire up the manly diesel, then you may well need a louder blaster.

Lastly is the seat. Spring loaded to absorb any bouncy action. And since there's only ONE seat, the honey needs to sit on your lap and the bouncy ride will.... well, use your imagination.

 

[Mrs. Fatdog]

At first, I didn't understand why the two of you were having this heated exchange online, rather than in person. And then I realized that you were steps ahead of my wife and me, who communicate almost entirely by rumor.

Slow day at the office for me....

 

[redbenjoe]

hey norm --
thats a cool rig you got there -

and you bought the T-Top option
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oh , and BTW -
my radio IS stereo....

FOOL

 

[Superduper]

oh , and BTW -
my radio IS stereo....

Highly doubt that Ira. Even if it had multiple speakers, that doesn't a stereo make. No balance controls that I can see so you'll understand if we don't take your word for it. But let's just say that it IS, if so, you'll have to excuse us 50 year old youngsters. You would need to be double that in order to know.

But let's say it akchoowolly is stereo. With teeny 3" pointing sideways, outdoors, with putt putt side pipes of the cart, I doubt any real chick would can tell the diff.

 

[redbenjoe]

there is a switch on the left side that says stereo
and it sounds like stereo
and it is stereo

and at 1/3 max volume -
its much louder than my side-pipes at full throttle

 

[Superduper]

Well, then with such proof, who can argue with that.

BTW, as for my "rig." It's basically a fun earth moving toy machine. But I find that the older I get, the more essential it becomes. I also have a flail mower setup for the rear and pallet fork attachment to replace the bucket. So while when I was younger and didn't mind muscling things around, I now find it so much easier to move stuff around my property by simply putting it on a pallet and let Mr. Deere do all the hard work. And since the loader can lift 2600#'s, it's REAL handy for us ex car tinkerers.

 

[monchito]

yes u brought back memories back in 1989 we had to use one of these

 

[redbenjoe]

has anyone yet noticed .....................

how norm transports his grail ???

:superduper: