Let's laugh!

[Fatdog]

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

What is the difference between a "slim chance" and a "fat chance"?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced one-teen?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4s?

 

[floyd]

Like the guy who was told by his doctor he had permanently lost his voice , he was speechless.

 

[JustCruisin]

Ha those are some good ones!
I heard a comic say that 2nd one on the tv show Comicview back in the early-2000's..

You also reminded me of something I thought of.. Which is the simpler task..? Easy as Pie..? or, Piece of Cake..?

 

[liquorbox69]

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[jimmyjimmy19702010]

Q: What did the Leper say to the prostitute?

A: You can keep the tip.

 

[Ghettoboom767]

My bum is in the cheese,my bum is in the cheese,I think I have a disease!!😮😊🤢
Tom Green
He stated that he may have been absolutely embalmed in emancipated cheese!!😊😮😮

 

[Fatdog]

Q: What did the Leper say to the prostitute?

A: You can keep the tip.

My bum is in the cheese,my bum is in the cheese,I think I have a disease!!
Tom Green
He stated that he may have been absolutely embalmed in emancipated cheese!!

One of the stupidest songs ever played on MTV. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head now.

 

[docs]

Confucius say - person who drops watch in toilet, sure to have shi tty time.

 

[BoomboxLover48]

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!

 

[T-STER]

Confucius say - person who drops watch in toilet, sure to have shi tty time.

He also say..... man who go to sleep with itchy asshole wake up with smelly finger...

 

[Styleking]

I want to die like my grandmother, peacefully..... in her sleep. Not like all those whiney b!tches who were screaming in her car.

 

[Fatdog]

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

 

[Ghettoboom767]

Q: What did the Leper say to the prostitute?

A: You can keep the tip.

My bum is in the cheese,my bum is in the cheese,I think I have a disease!!
Tom Green
He stated that he may have been absolutely embalmed in emancipated cheese!!

One of the stupidest songs ever played on MTV. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head now.

Your welcome Bobby,that Tom Green did some crazy stuff!!
What about ‘Lonely Swedish’?! Now there’s another crazy song.😮😊😎

 

[Fatdog]

 

[MyOhMy]

Two nuns in a bath:

1st nun: "Where's the soap?"

2nd nun (breathing heavily) "Yes it does..."

 

[ford93]

All balls Bobby!!

 

[Fatdog]

Two nuns in a bath:

1st nun: "Where's the soap?"

2nd nun (breathing heavily) "Yes it does..."

Apparently, one of those nuns has a bad habit.

 

[oldskool69]

 

[caution]

Some good ones...

 

[Fatdog]

Those are good, Eric! I especially like the Gene Wilder one.