Let's laugh!

[floyd]

I love gene wilder that guy is hilarious.

 

[JustCruisin]

"Withoutherspoon"

 

[Ghettoboom767]

The pies piper of pumpkin was caught milking a goose and he was even sick with a bad stomach!😮😊🤢

 

[Fatdog]

The pies piper of pumpkin was caught milking a goose and he was even sick with a bad stomach!

You have a unique way of thinking, Jeff.

 

[Fatdog]

I used to live on a houseboat and started dating the girl next door. Unfortunately, we eventually drifted apart.

 

[Terry]

I started a business building yachts from home. Sails are going through the roof.

 

[MyOhMy]

Lawyer to Micky Mouse: "But you can't get a divorce because your wife has big teeth".

Mick Mouse: "I didn't say she had 'big teeth', I said she was f@*%ing Goofy"!

 

[floyd]

There were 3 men fishing on a boat when it began to sink , one of the men jumped in the water and swam about 50 feet towards the shore before he drowned, the second man jumped in the water and swam about 100 feet before he drowned, the third man jumped in the water and swam about 150 feet , he knew he couldn't make it so he swam back to the boat.

There was a man and woman sitting in a car the woman kept bugging the man to kiss her she kept saying kiss me kiss me kiss me and the man replied no I can't I can't the woman asked why not the man replied I shouldn't even be f****** you like this.

 

[docs]

What do you call a sh!t that starts at 11:59PM and finishes at 12:01am?

Same sh!t, different day.

 

[lupogtiboy]

Lawyer to Micky Mouse: "But you can't get a divorce because your wife has big teeth".

Mick Mouse: "I didn't say she had 'big teeth', I said she was f@*%ing Goofy"!

You beat me to that one!