Where is the dipstick!

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BoomboxLover48

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Recently I bought a new BMW and soon enough warning signs popped up to notify for oil change. I was washing and shining this car and my other cars when my son came and asked me if I check the oil level once in a while on cars. I then opened up the hood and looked for a bright orange or yellow tip for some dipstick there and found none. I then used my best LED flash light, stared, looking deeper, only to find nothing like that. My son thinks I am pretty smart with all this and I could see him smiling. He might have thought dad is getting old and he is never the same.

I went and looked in the manual only to find that the car got no dipstick and can only read the level using the I Drive. Yes, it reads it.


First I thought I am losing my mind and now I feel happy I found the answer. :yes: :yes: :yes:

Basically only one thing I can do in this car, air filter replacement. That is it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

There is no dipstick for oil or transmission fluid. :nonono:

My Infiniti it was also the same thing, all I can do is air filter replacement and that was not easy at all. :no: :no: :no:
On Infiniti basicaly one srew and 3 mounting pins at the bottom hold the filter assembly. One needs to disconnect the sensor, remove the hose clamp and pull it upward to take the whole filter assembly out and open it up tp change filter. I am now pretty good at it.

Back in 1982 I used to overhaul the engine of my VW beetle 1500. Now I cannot do a thing on these cars. You open up the hood and do this.... :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Let me play with my boomboxes and that is more fun. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :agree:
 

monchito

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yes i read the info on these but it looks like most cars and trucks are going this route especially sealed transmissions ,,basicly what they are saying you as a owner stay out of the engine bay and leave the techs do there job :huh: :-/ no more owners working on there cars :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
 

chevyman-uy

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BoomboxLover48

Boomus Fidelis
monchito said:
yes i read the info on these but it looks like most cars and trucks are going this route especially sealed transmissions ,,basicly what they are saying you as a owner stay out of the engine bay and leave the techs do there job :huh: :-/ no more owners working on there cars :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:


Thats is correct!

We cannot work on cars anymore :'-( :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

But we can wash, shine and vacuum! :thumbsup:
 

baddboybill

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Royce for a minute there I thought you were looking for Ira :lol: :lol: just kidding Ira... You know this forum would go downhill if you weren't a member :-)


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redbenjoe

I Am Legend
well thanks bill -
but :hmmm:

after reading your nice comment -
i read thru all 50,000 of my recent posts and concluded that this site is downhill
BECAUSE OF ME

:-O :lol: :lol: :w00t:
 

MasterBlaster84

Boomus Fidelis
monchito said:
yes i read the info on these but it looks like most cars and trucks are going this route especially sealed transmissions ,,basicly what they are saying you as a owner stay out of the engine bay and leave the techs do there job :huh: :-/ no more owners working on there cars :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Well F*** that, unless you are independently wealthy who can afford $100 plus dollars an hour for somebody to check the oil? I'd rather spend that money on boomboxes. :-D
Until they weld the hoods shut and start sending people to jail for breaking and entering the engine compartment I'm going to do my own maintenance.
 

THAFUZZ

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MasterBlaster84 said:
monchito said:
yes i read the info on these but it looks like most cars and trucks are going this route especially sealed transmissions ,,basicly what they are saying you as a owner stay out of the engine bay and leave the techs do there job :huh: :-/ no more owners working on there cars :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Well F*** that, unless you are independently wealthy who can afford $100 plus dollars an hour for somebody to check the oil? I'd rather spend that money on boomboxes. :-D
Until they weld the hoods shut and start sending people to jail for breaking and entering the engine compartment I'm going to do my own maintenance.
:agree: :agree: :agree: :-D
 

Lasonic TRC-920

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THAFUZZ said:
MasterBlaster84 said:
monchito said:
yes i read the info on these but it looks like most cars and trucks are going this route especially sealed transmissions ,,basicly what they are saying you as a owner stay out of the engine bay and leave the techs do there job :huh: :-/ no more owners working on there cars :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Well F*** that, unless you are independently wealthy who can afford $100 plus dollars an hour for somebody to check the oil? I'd rather spend that money on boomboxes. :-D
Until they weld the hoods shut and start sending people to jail for breaking and entering the engine compartment I'm going to do my own maintenance.
:agree: :agree: :agree: :-D

Remember, BMW does all the maintenance on their cars FREE. Your just BONED when your out in Williams Arizona in the middle of no where and you need some sort of service.
 

redbenjoe

I Am Legend
in severe protest again this new & nasty arrogant BMW policy.............................. :judge: :ls-duel: :bang: :bang:

i plan to retire my dipstick :sadno:
( not right away ... but shortly )

:-O :-)
 

Reli

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Lasonic TRC-920 said:
Remember, BMW does all the maintenance on their cars FREE. Your just BONED when your out in Williams Arizona in the middle of no where and you need some sort of service.

I think that is only for the first 2-3 years, if I recall correctly. I have a 2006 330i, so it's way past that. Mine doesn't have a dipstick either.
 

Lasonic TRC-920

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Reli said:
Lasonic TRC-920 said:
Remember, BMW does all the maintenance on their cars FREE. Your just BONED when your out in Williams Arizona in the middle of no where and you need some sort of service.

I think that is only for the first 2-3 years, if I recall correctly. I have a 2006 330i, so it's way past that. Mine doesn't have a dipstick either.

My wife wants a BMW so bad she can taste it! When she saw your car, in White, she was like :drool: All the way home from the Nor Cal Meet she was saying "if we had Reli's BMW you could carry more radios" and "Did you see how nice that BMW was, he had more radio's in it than you" :-/ :sad:

Thanks for making me look bad :lol: She has a nice new Nissan Altima Hybrid that SHE wanted, but she wants a BMW now :-/
 
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