"What was it like in the old days, gramps?"
"Eee, Lad - we had it rough! We played music on a Boombox whenever we - "
"Wotz a 'broombocks', gramps?"
"Be quite, Lad and listen...........we played music on a BOOMBOX whenever we wanted to hear music played. We played our favourite tapes - "
"Taypz, wotz taypz?"
"Cassette tapes, Lad - CASSETTES!. Anyway, in those days, we had to go ALL THE WAY to a SHOP - ON A BUS! - to buy with our hard earned cash - "
"Cash??? Wotz that? Y didn't you just download a kassete like normal from Spotify? Is 'Kassete' like Spotify?!"
"Shut up and LISTEN!!!" Anyway, once we'd bought our cassettes, we had to come ALL THE WAY back home - ON A BUS AGAIN! - and PHYSICALY INSERT the cassette in the Boombox, BY HAND - "
"I still don't get wot 'broombocks' is......!
"SHUT UP AND LISTEN (dear me!).....we had to WALK all the over to the BOOMBOX to put the tape in - MANUALLY, turn the switch - BY HAND! - "
"Cor, you still had switches in those days?"
"Jeez, do you want to learn something worthwhile or not? BE QUIET! Now, where was I? Oh yes......MANUALLY check the Funtcion/Selector switch was set - "
"Wot? Didn't it just autotune?"
"Ye Gods, Lad, let's start from the beginning - THIS HERE is a BOOMBOX!"
"Uggerly!!! It's more like Ye Olde Telephone Exchange!"
"ARGHHHH - I'M GOING DOWN THE PUB!!!"
"Eee, Lad - we had it rough! We played music on a Boombox whenever we - "
"Wotz a 'broombocks', gramps?"
"Be quite, Lad and listen...........we played music on a BOOMBOX whenever we wanted to hear music played. We played our favourite tapes - "
"Taypz, wotz taypz?"
"Cassette tapes, Lad - CASSETTES!. Anyway, in those days, we had to go ALL THE WAY to a SHOP - ON A BUS! - to buy with our hard earned cash - "
"Cash??? Wotz that? Y didn't you just download a kassete like normal from Spotify? Is 'Kassete' like Spotify?!"
"Shut up and LISTEN!!!" Anyway, once we'd bought our cassettes, we had to come ALL THE WAY back home - ON A BUS AGAIN! - and PHYSICALY INSERT the cassette in the Boombox, BY HAND - "
"I still don't get wot 'broombocks' is......!
"SHUT UP AND LISTEN (dear me!).....we had to WALK all the over to the BOOMBOX to put the tape in - MANUALLY, turn the switch - BY HAND! - "
"Cor, you still had switches in those days?"
"Jeez, do you want to learn something worthwhile or not? BE QUIET! Now, where was I? Oh yes......MANUALLY check the Funtcion/Selector switch was set - "
"Wot? Didn't it just autotune?"
"Ye Gods, Lad, let's start from the beginning - THIS HERE is a BOOMBOX!"
"Uggerly!!! It's more like Ye Olde Telephone Exchange!"
"ARGHHHH - I'M GOING DOWN THE PUB!!!"

