to attract girls ,,,,,

[redbenjoe]

been in a slump for 27 straight years :'-(

need a new angle // a fresh act
..
want more hotties --and younger

so -- heres the plan ::

1. you guys all back off ---while
2,. i win THIS !!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Panasonic-F ... 3a54826a0d

 

[Superduper]

Ira, the only way YOU can attract attention is to swing my maroon M70 with you.

The only problem is that as soon as you put it away, the lure effect is gonna stop.

 

[redbenjoe]

yup --
could prolly scoop a little somthin with you maroon box
while wearing my panny radio

 

[Superduper]

yup --
could prolly scoop a little somthin with you maroon box
while wearing my panny radio

That would be like wearing pantyhose and pants at the same time -- quite redundant.

 

[jaetee]

been in a slump for 27 straight years :'-(

need a new angle // a fresh act
..
want more hotties --and younger

so -- heres the plan ::

1. you guys all back off ---while
2,. i win THIS !!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Panasonic-F ... 3a54826a0d

Yea, that'll work....

 

[MasterBlaster84]

So Ira how did you determine that particular head pincher is going to attract the babes?

 

[Superduper]

So Ira how did you determine that particular head pincher is going to attract the babes?

It's FL Don, and Ira has 88 years to do his research. And it's a scientific fact that hot babes are attracted to cheezy headphones and pimped out el caminos. The el camino because you can party in. The head pincher because they are usually seen jogging across the beach 1/2 naked. The only statistic that Ira forgot to consider is that the 1/2 naked jogger is usually a hot bodied 20'ish blonde beach boy.

 

[MasterBlaster84]

The head pincher because they are usually seen jogging across the beach 1/2 naked. The only statistic that Ira forgot to consider is that the 1/2 naked jogger is usually a hot bodied 20'ish blonde beach boy.

That gives "The Beach Boys" new meaning.

 

[redbenjoe]

hey don --seriously -- other than miami --

this florida place is the exact opposite of california --
our chicks are not hip --AT ALL !!!

they will think these 15-20 year old dorky headsets
are '
the latest and the greatest'

 

[MasterBlaster84]

hey don --seriously -- other than miami --

this florida place is the exact opposite of california --
our chicks are not hip --AT ALL !!!

they will think these 15-20 year old dorky headsets
are '
the latest and the greatest'

In Cali they'd probably laugh at you and call you a dork. Not all is cool in California!

 

[redbenjoe]

thats what i meant --
would expect to be beaten-up in cali -- wearing these :sin:

 

[Ghettoboom767]

thats what i meant --
would expect to be beaten-up in cali -- wearing these :sin:

Ira-That's a good one!!
But it is true!

 

[redbenjoe]

now want to express my thanks --to all members
who sacrificed // stood back and paved the way for the slam-dunk victory

---had to fight off some last second doofis
but --as we say
"a win is a win"

as soon as this good item arrives --
look for the progress reports

 

[Superduper]

I want pics of the girl magnet in action, as well as shots of the [strike]victims[/strike]..... er scores. I will have my score cards ready to hold up.

 

[redbenjoe]

card (S) --

just prepare for ONE card ==TEN !!!!

 

[Superduper]

Says the person being judged. No no, we need the full range of cards, just in case the chick magnet actually works in reverse or needs adjustment