the friday nite WTF ??

[redbenjoe]

so --any guesses --??
what is this contraption

hints

1. i designed and built it
2. its for a friend who works at the local texaco station
3. and he is a lazy MOFO

 

[Fatdog]

That looks like a counterfeiting machine I once had. All you need are a couple of good plates.

Oh, wait a minute... forget about that previous remark.

 

[redbenjoe]

its about obvious -
that no sane member can guess this -

so --giving you all 1/2 hour -
before the answer is revealed

 

[bill]

It's used to close the door of the restroom out back so it don't stink up the nieghborhood

 

[redbenjoe]

thats a reasonable guess bill -
WRONG
but
thanks for playing

 

[monchito]

it really looks like 1940 cruise control on those old chevys and fords and dodge

 

[redbenjoe]

RAMON

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ok - heres the deal -
our friend 'works' at the local gas station --
his dad owns the place --
he never has to do anything !!!

no fixing cars - no checking tires --no work at all
all he has to do is sleep late --show up for a few hours per day --and greet the customers

but even that ----- is overwhelming to him
--------------------
so
i made him this auto-greeting machine
the cam pops it up every 10 seconds -
so now - all he has to do -
is read , smoke and mingle with ladies -

it even works when he is late or missing

and lastly --here is this authentic seminole indian dude --who disapproves

 

[Fatdog]

Very nice! I like his shiny knight too.

 

[-GZ-]

put that on the ground and it turns into an automatic dress lifter.....
uh-oh...im guessin i shouldnt have told ira that

 

[redbenjoe]

:dog:

 

[Fatdog]

Looks like Ramon has been working on his tan.

 

[monchito]

Looks like Ramon has been working on his tan.

 

[Ghettoboom767]

Either it's an automatic page turner or it's an egg launcher!
Very cool Ira!
I know it takes Lot of energy to wave sometimes but this could be
multiple-functional!!

 

[Ken]

Are you going into production soon, Ira? I think I could use one...It would come in handy when pushy religious zealots and door to door salesmen show up at my door.

Wouldn't have to even waste time opening up the door...

 

[BoomboxLover48]

put that on the ground and it turns into an automatic dress lifter.....
uh-oh...im guessin i shouldnt have told ira that