she is trying to kill me.

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bill

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so tonight i am bloody thrashed up till 230 last night recording some stuff.
up at ten to five to watch the first formula one race. set up the projector and watched the race on the giant screen.
off to the swap meet by quarter past eight this morning total wash nothing really there.
so coupled with daylight savings time and the lack of sleep i am pretty zoned today.
we have a sick cat here and he gets his pill evernight bout six thirty or so.
i dont really discuss my better half much because i am a pretty private person,but she works as a new product development manager so there is always new vitamins being thrown at me to use and for the most part i take them without thinking about it.
well as i say i was pretty tired tonight. so when the cats pill this evening was handed to me in the day i automatically assumed that it was one of the vitamins i am tossed during the course of the day.

so thinking it was some kind of chewable vitamin i chomped it down. OMG that was about the most bitter horrible tasting vitamin i ever have tasted i thought.
the bitterness was just crazy the better half walks over and asks whats wrong the obvious look of pure disgust on my face.
wheres the cats pill she asked.
what pill i responed and what the hell was that freaking poison you just gave me.
i hope you arent trying to sell that because of course before i could even finish she began a wild laughing fit.
thats the cats pill you dork she managed to blurt out .
yeah just for that i am taking back that cool boombox i got you with the flashing lights today......
more on that later.

right now i feel the urge to eat catnip and crap in a sandbox then eat a bunch more food then sleep some more.
dont worry i am sure the effects will be reversed with time.
 

Ghettoboom767

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OMG Bill-I'm sorry to laugh but you ate a cat pill and now you will be starting a metamorphosis of sort for sure! :-O
Kind of like on The Incredible Hulk with Lou Ferrigno & Bill Bixby! :-O :w00t:
No man I'd be drinking lots of water and getting that out!! :yes: :huh:
Sorry man but it was something to read this!
I hope you will be ok!
Have a better week-GB. :-) :yes:
 

bill

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at super.
i sure as hell hope not. last thing i need is to grow thorns on my unit and to be able to have sex thirty times a day for eleven seconds at a time. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

at jeff
dude its too late for the hulk thing i am already there

pic to follow.lol
 

bill

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yes indeed it was.
its been a while since i have been this sleepy. in fact i should be in bed right now but have to much stuff to get done.
i just spent fifteen minutes trying to figure out why my synth was not making any sound.
turning things on and off . adjusting the volume. shutting down the computer and turning it back on.
i guess it works better now there is a patch cord plugged into it.
i am going to bed.
 

oldskool69

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bill said:
....right now i feel the urge to eat catnip and crap in a sandbox then eat a bunch more food then sleep some more....

Would you like a scratch mat and a bowl of cream? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Perhaps some 9-Lives Fisherman's stew will cheer you up! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Sorry man....I 'bout pissed my pants laughing at this one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

bill

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lol.
good thing i wasnt a member of this board the time i was at the sister inlaws place.

ok this is the definition of bad host.

shes having a party.
crackers out cheese out
wine liver paste
various food stuff.


wtf was a package of effin dog pepperoni doing out with it.
i mean at least i wasnt like the other dude there who swallowed the stuff.
i felt pretty sorry for him.
that was a classic.

i am still trying to figure out whats smarter her or a bag of hammers.
 

bill

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oldskool69 said:
bill said:
...i am still trying to figure out whats smarter her or a bag of hammers....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dude you are killin' me!!!! :lol: :w00t: :lol: :w00t: :lol: :w00t: :lol: :w00t: :lol:

well i have this theory
my better half got all the good parts from her parents.

her sister on the other hand
got all the worst parts.
 

oldskool69

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bill said:
...well i have this theory
my better half got all the good parts from her parents.

her sister on the other hand
got all the worst parts.


Sounds like my wife and her sister...

We both lucked out Bill... :-D
 

MasterBlaster84

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That's F***ing hillarious bill, you really cracked me up.
Brave of you to fess up on the board, I've done many stupid things I haven't copped to. :lol: :lol:
 

Johnny

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oldskool69 said:
bill said:
...well i have this theory
my better half got all the good parts from her parents.

her sister on the other hand
got all the worst parts.


Sounds like my wife and her sister...

We both lucked out Bill... :-D


:agree: - Same with me, if I were married to my wifes sister I wouldn't have nothing - probably try to kill me also! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hope your hairball goes away.... :thumbsup: :-P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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