I guess it's true....absence DOES make the heart grow fonder.
No, I've not been abducted

, nor am I chained to the oven :annoyed: , and I certainly would never be jailed for dog abuse :'-(

spousal abuse

maybe?!?! Although I did consider kidnapping Holly and Walkgirl and cruising cross country a-la Thelma and Louise (mmm young Brad Pitt

) But then I remembered how it ended, so I decided against it.
Let's say, I just like to see how many grown men I can get to fawn over me.
I do rather enjoy my pedestal,

and yes, flattery will get you EVERYWHERE with me :devil: