redneck trainee....
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floyd
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the beginner redneck needs the following standard issue items
#1 beer
#2 ford pickup
#3 hunting clothes
#4 guns
usually can be found with these in their possession at all times
they can be found in
trailers
bars
woods
rivers
monster truck shows
their location can be confirmed by locating the following items on their property
numerous refrigerators
junk cars
deer bleeding station
home made engine hoist
empty beer cans / wild turkey bottles
i know a lot of red necks personally
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#1 beer
#2 ford pickup
#3 hunting clothes
#4 guns
usually can be found with these in their possession at all times
they can be found in
trailers
bars
woods
rivers
monster truck shows
their location can be confirmed by locating the following items on their property
numerous refrigerators
junk cars
deer bleeding station
home made engine hoist
empty beer cans / wild turkey bottles
i know a lot of red necks personally
.
Well, I don't have a deer bleeding station but I found this stupid deer who decided to stick his hoof through my fence in my backyard yesterday (it's still there, waiting for animal control to remove him).
Does that count?
Does that count?
I got scores of deer living in my backyard. I almost always see does or babies. I seldom see males with antlers. This one is quite puny. One last week walked by looking like a moose from Northern Exposure. That one was quite intimidating... Mostly if I see one, I'll chase him away (they poop all over and munch all my plants like salad, then chew up the bark on my young trees for water). This one probably jumped over the mound (the fence is at the base of a small hump) and shot his feet into the fence. I never go back there so he must have been stuck for some time.
Guess I would make a fake or very poor redneck then, cuz no way I could eat nor want to touch that thing.
Guess I would make a fake or very poor redneck then, cuz no way I could eat nor want to touch that thing.
It's dead and a passerby called animal control to report him. My neighbor called me when I was out having lunch and told me several animal control officers wanted to get into my backyard to retrieve the deer. I said no to granting them access without my presence. Instead, I told them I would unlock the fence in my back gate and they can go retrieve it later that day from the street behind my house. They promised to come back but didn't yesterday or today. I presume they will be back after thanksgiving.
skippy1969
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