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redbenjoe

I Am Legend
ahardb0dy said:
Some non-living things that grow are:

Physical things

* crystals
* stalactites/stalagmites
* mountains
* rivers
* lakes
* canyons
* glaciers
* sand bars
* river deltas
* dust bunnies
* storm clouds

Intangibles:

* political movements
* knowledge base
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wow - tony -- that was DEEP !!! :thumbsup:
-- but wrong
still....

you get opening dibs on the ziti :drool: :cool:
 

ahardb0dy

Member (SA)
well that's the best Google had to offer, and as for the ziti, I'll be having ziti in about 2.5 hours at my birthday party that I invited you to come too but you made excuses so your loss, MORE FOR ME ! ! ! !
 

redbenjoe

I Am Legend
ok ----times UP !!! :dunce: :dunce: :thumbsdown:

the 'thing' that can reproduce itself is a
LATHE.
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if you have a spare week :-D
and know what to do :hmmm:
and have a big capable lathe -
will a milling head and the correct tooling --

you could re-make that lathe -
and ALL the tooling
:-) :-P :-) :-) :agree:
 

Boom Shaka Laka

Requiem Æternam
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redbenjoe

I Am Legend
ok fatdog -- :'-(

i WAS planning to tell these guys about an old friend from up in boston-

a famous rocker// lathe operator combo !!! :yes: :-P :thumbsup: :w00t:

but - just for that --

its beg time

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Fatdog

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redbenjoe said:
ok fatdog -- :'-(

i WAS planning to tell these guys about an old friend from up in boston-

a famous rocker// lathe operator combo !!! :yes: :-P :thumbsup: :w00t:

but - just for that --

its beg time

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, please don't make us beg for it! :'-( :'-(

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

redbenjoe

I Am Legend
ok then --its been a few days in between stories --
so i am flattered to have this sort of outcry from none less than
"dr. fatdog" :blush:

this one would be better --
except prolly none here have ever even heard of this old rocker-

(unless you are from massachusetts or elderly) :lol: :lol:
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back around 1980 -- i bought a gorgeous//rare//rare 50's ferrari GT coupe :yes: :yes:
(had $$$ back then)

the seller --said it needed some valves and valve seats -
if it were ever again to run at spec performance :-O

but -- he showed me some correspondence he had direct
from the ferrari factory in maranello , italy-

THESE PARTS WERE NOT available --
for this super special 2-off !!!!. 2.5 litre 12 cylinder engine :'-( :'-(

and to get about 400 hp from this tiny dispacement --
the parts were extreme close tolerance , intricate , etc etc :sadno:

the one ray of hope - :angelic: :angelic:
is that ferrari sent us the location of the ONE and only 'approved' lathe operator
in the USA that has the talent to re-create their special engine parts.

huge luck for us ---is that his shop was only 40 miles away :yes: :yes:

the seller (very old gentleman) :-)
told me that this machinist was a quiet type -- never advertised-
educated as an engineer at MIT --
charged only 'peanuts' -- like 1/10 $$ of a normal shop rate :thumbsup:

only worked on old ferraris --and only on the ferrari models he liked--
and for owners he liked !!!
wow :hmmm: :drool: :-O
it was his passion/hobby to get these running right
and 'the love of the breed'

all i knew other than that --his name was john---and that
his shop was way out on some horse farm - :-D
i called him --
he said YES --he had heard about THIS car -]
and would be glad to help out-

i got a haircut :w00t: :-D
and bolted out there !!!! like quick
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as soon as i get there --its john that EVERYBODY i knew
was a big fan -
john geils was the heavy of the j.geils band

:thumbsup: :yes: :w00t: :bow: :clap: :hooray: :rock: :rock: :rock:
 

Fatdog

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That's not as good as your old baseball story, but I'd definitely put it second place. That's awesome, Ira! :w00t: :surf:
 

redbenjoe

I Am Legend
thanks --

forgot to tell -
that it was quickly easy to get confidence in him -
and get over the........
'how can a rocker make my valves ' syndrome :-) :-D

because there were a dozen old ferraris waiting in his barn -
only 2 were his.
-the others were from more famous customers :-D
with bigtime racing history :-O :-O
it was way over a million bucks worth of classics
 

redbenjoe

I Am Legend
of other importance -
mine had been owned and built for an old french actor
named charles boyer -
but , of course --no members ever heard of him :-) :-) :-D :choco:
 

eldorado

Member (SA)
redbenjoe said:
ok ----times UP !!! :dunce: :dunce: :thumbsdown:

the 'thing' that can reproduce itself is a
LATHE.
---------------------------------

if you have a spare week :-D
and know what to do :hmmm:
and have a big capable lathe -
will a milling head and the correct tooling --

you could re-make that lathe -
and ALL the tooling
:-) :-P :-) :-) :agree:


that was weak man!!!!

try again!!!

:-P
 
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