No garrenttes

[Uncle Ed]

The US Dept of Education would be so proud of this auctions' description....

A testament to the excellent return we all get from our tax dollars hard at work.

(Also qualifies as a leading contestant in my own informal collection of "Things I read that I worry will make my head explode"

[ebay]180585993918[/ebay]

 

[redbenjoe]

so many ebay sellers cant save up the 50 cents for a cassette :'-(

but they want our $250 (PLUS) for untested boxes --

and then --ebay buyers BUY THEM !!!
WTF ???

 

[jaetee]

I wonder if he'll accept my offer for some free grammar lessons?

 

[blu_fuz]

I wrote to that seller:


ME:
Dear stevensito215,

Your auction isn't a text message, so write it with proper formatting. Periods, commas, etc... - It's not that hard, quit being lazy. Damn.

- blu_fuz


HIM:
Dear blu_fuz,

sorry

- stevensito215

 

[Uncle Ed]

like it is a nise radoi and i now i cud ficks the antenabut i dunt know its dustyand the casette he seys playsbut what if it dosnt

 

[blu_fuz]

 

[Fatdog]

Right now, that auction post is only "silver medal" quality. To get the "gold," he should have capitalized every word and increased the font size by 400%.

 

[baddboybill]

Hey you guys need to stop making fun of my 6 year old son He is trying real hard so that he has money for candy

 

[MasterBlaster84]

Read that one last night and my head nearly exploded.

I planned on leaving that auction alone just because of the description.

 

[bill]

whale oil beef hooked his grammar is sofa king worse than mine

 

[Fatdog]

whale oil beef hooked his grammar is sofa king worse than mine

*points at bill*

"I want what he's having."

 

[bill]

come on now you must be able to figure that one out. try reading it out loud.

 

[Terry]

whale oil beef hooked his grammar is sofa king worse than mine

Aussie talk like that all the time, but we swear more, and we don't have a funny accent.

 

[bill]

whale oil beef hooked his grammar is sofa king worse than mine

Aussie talk like that all the time, but we swear more, and we don't have a funny accent.

ahh terry i knew someone would get it.

 

[baddboybill]

The US Dept of Education would be so proud of this auctions' description....

A testament to the excellent return we all get from our tax dollars hard at work.

(Also qualifies as a leading contestant in my own informal collection of "Things I read that I worry will make my head explode"

[ebay]180585993918[/ebay]

So his feedback score is around 300 But I looked at his last 3 feedback items and in all 3 he had mispelled words