sort of posted this on s2g --years ago - cant find the thread --
so this was it --(about)
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lets make believe --you are driving about some poor neighborhood-
you see a sign --
"husband just died -- need money --everything for sale"
another sign says " big JVC boombox "
you go in --and meet this lovely old widow-
first thing --she offers you fresh baked cookies and fruit and hot chocolate-
you can tell that she never had much $$ good stuff --
but- sure enough -- everything was for sale --
except one chair, one lamp and one small table-
all her stuff had price tags--with VERY low prices
even her house and her car was for sale- at LOW prices
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you ask to see the jvc box -
she said it was her husbands favorite thing --
he loved it - played it every day --
but it was her only item with no price tag ..
she takes the old dusty blanket off it --
and your heart goes into trippple time
it was all original - near mint
-just dusty m90 !!!
you ask if you can try it --
EVERYTHING works like NEW--
you ask - how much $ ??
she said she has no idea what its worth -
and nobody has asked to see it yet--
and she was just hoping some honest person would
want it --and make her a fair offer--
you can tell that she never had a computer -
and never even heard of ebay or craigslist, etc
so ..............you are blessed with an exclusive ...
take-it-home --quick SCORE !!!
all you know is that she NEEDS money right away
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your offer is WHAT...
??? 
so this was it --(about)
---------------------------------------
lets make believe --you are driving about some poor neighborhood-
you see a sign --
"husband just died -- need money --everything for sale"
another sign says " big JVC boombox "
you go in --and meet this lovely old widow-
first thing --she offers you fresh baked cookies and fruit and hot chocolate-
you can tell that she never had much $$ good stuff --
but- sure enough -- everything was for sale --
except one chair, one lamp and one small table-
all her stuff had price tags--with VERY low prices
even her house and her car was for sale- at LOW prices
----------------------
you ask to see the jvc box -
she said it was her husbands favorite thing --
he loved it - played it every day --
but it was her only item with no price tag ..
she takes the old dusty blanket off it --
and your heart goes into trippple time
it was all original - near mint
-just dusty m90 !!!you ask if you can try it --
EVERYTHING works like NEW--
you ask - how much $ ??
she said she has no idea what its worth -
and nobody has asked to see it yet--
and she was just hoping some honest person would
want it --and make her a fair offer--
you can tell that she never had a computer -
and never even heard of ebay or craigslist, etc
so ..............you are blessed with an exclusive ...
take-it-home --quick SCORE !!!
all you know is that she NEEDS money right away
------------------------------------------
your offer is WHAT...
??? 



Maybe try and be honest 