Jimmy to Dixie with sausages

[ford93]

At some point those sausages has to be eatin' or else they will lose their moment of glory. I guess that's why you are being chased down Jimmy.

I hope people don't start seeing in their imaginary hungry world life size sausages taking over Florida.

If that's the case we're gonna need a bigger fork!

 

[bklyn sound]

Have no fear Whan I'm a professional .... I have already spoke to Floyd on a secure line he assures me safe passage thro Maryland 😄😄

 

[Ghettoboom767]

How righteous Jimmy!! I can't wait to try some of those Brooklyn sausages so I hope they keep well!!
I prefer the Mercury Monarch!! I beat on one of those wickedly when I had one as a rental when I was having my BMW worked on!! 😮😎

 

[bklyn sound]

Hey ira hows the jimmy fund doing??update..had to ditch the Granada had 4 fat chicks..chasing me down the jersey turnpike 2 of them had a gotee thicker than the hair I have left on my head after about a 30 second pursuit the trusty rusty Granada died leaving me on the side of the road with 4 mean ,wicked ,ugly hungry women.....In fear for my life I quickly ran off with only as much sausages I could carry .....help me ira ...looking for a fast car with a big trunk..p.s. decoy car is a ok so far

 

[redbenjoe]

even more troubles ..
turns out that the administrator of the jimmy fund bagged all the money for administrative expenses


so jimmy is running south on the garden state --carrying 214 sausages ..and no $ -
crashes thru the toll gate
now being chased by the state police and the agriculture inspectors

 

[bklyn sound]

Well thanks ira... Now with no money and only 213 sausages left .... Because I got hungry I had to trade 100 of the brooklyns famous and both of my kids collage fund for this

hopefully no rain and some extra $ for gas

 

[redbenjoe]

that is the sweetest sausage hauler --ever

 

[bklyn sound]

Yes it was 😄 seriously attracted to much attention was able to ditch 4 patrol cars and 2 seriously bad lookin women !!!!! So now I'm in a secret location , hot rod is stashed well with 2 trails in the rumble seat.... Needed some serious power and handeling capabilities so here is my secret wepon😄😄

400hp turbo charged sausage hauler!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ford93]

Cars and sausages what a freakin' combo!

Love that Rat Rod!!

 

[floyd]

Have no fear Whan I'm a professional .... I have already spoke to Floyd on a secure line he assures me safe passage thro Maryland

yeah anybody who can cook like that gets a ghetto pass lol.

 

[oldskool69]

even more troubles ..
turns out that the administrator of the jimmy fund bagged all the money for administrative expenses

Hey... fundraising costs money, website expenses, etc. After all expenses and critical items such as strippers and beer to woo donors, we were left with a balance of...

.32 cents.

 

[redbenjoe]

actually freddie -
we are in the red -
not even 32 cents -
in fact --jimmy owes the administrator -- big$$$time

 

[bklyn sound]

Thank you Floyd .... Ok guys got it under control worked for a week returning shopping carts I'm back on road again no thanks to Ira and his fees !!! My new fund collector is now ford 93😄😄

 

[redbenjoe]

BAD choice re ford as your treasurer--

me and him are in kahootz

 

[bklyn sound]

Do I have to send my friend Frankie there to straighten this all out😃😃

 

[blu_fuz]

Safe travels man - congrats.

 

[bklyn sound]

Ty joe

the sausage hauler😄😄

 

[ford93]

Ira and I own our toll booth. We take plastic too Jimmy!

Soon our friend Jimster will be our neighbor.

I see you're sporting out your N.Y.S.D. badge of honor on the Subaru dashboard.

 

[bklyn sound]

good looking out Whan!!!! Ira I'm coming to get you😄😄😄

 

[bklyn sound]

Oh oh this cost me 5 lbs of sausage