Jimmy to Dixie with sausages

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redbenjoe

redbenjoe

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this just in --
still under wraps -- the're sitting on one hard ---

but the inside scoop is that our own jimmy of brooklyn is soon moving to florida -

got a trip from my U-Haul informer --that jimmy has reserved a 40' refrigerated truck
to smuggle 844,000 sausages into the sunshine state
( where he will eat most --trade the rest to hookers at truck stops )

exact date not yet disclosed due to a recent wave of grand sausage truck jackings

will post his secret progress as soon as we get the word
 
redbenjoe

redbenjoe

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you florida members may not even recognize jimmy -
he will be in disguise for 10 months -- waiting for his grand sausage caper to blow by the feds
 
k2j

k2j

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He got a long way to go and a short time to get the sausages there. He gonna do what they say can't be done!
 
ford93

ford93

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Can't wait for an all exclusive Floridian meet! :breakdance: :dj-party:
House music, Beer, Food and friends doesn't get any better than that!
 
redbenjoe

redbenjoe

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encountered his first problem --mrs jimmy is so pissed

in his efforts to hide the smuggled sausages from the feds-- while packing all their worldly possessions ...
clever jimmy stuffed them inside the family furniture and clothing --they are in the couches, antique desks and cabinets
beds , pillow cases --
then the refrigeration failed in his cheapo u-haul rental truck

can you just imagine the smell ?

anyway --mrs jimmy told mr jimmy to remove the sausages and
instead - stuff them all in his coveted boomer collection

jimmy --politely replied ... " NFW "

----to be continued
 
ford93

ford93

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Fo get about it!!

Contraband items no problem. The Jimster can handle that!

The union will back him up with a couple of 18s with the 5th wheel stuffed with the goods.
 
ford93

ford93

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JVC Floyd said:
you never know he might get lucky and get his sausage jacked along the way .
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LOL!

While the female officer is admiring his sausage, he's saying in his mind Ba Da BinG!!

Whats my name!!
 
redbenjoe

redbenjoe

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jimmy just sold a mini-semi-grail to gather the green to pay the holland tunnel and garden state tolls--
now needs ferry funds
================

i have been appointed treasure of our new " jimmy fund "
send what you can --much of the proceeds will actually get to jimmy for his trip-
and some , of course , will be for my $$$ administrative fees , s/h and what not
 
oldskool69

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Lemme get this straight...

Jimmy has been on the road moving he and his sausages to Florida for like, two years now....

Ira aren't you aware that by the time he arrives they will be beyond sausage jerky? Heck, you may be able to make custom Vinix and Delmont handles with them! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
bklyn sound

bklyn sound

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redbenjoe said:
this just in --
still under wraps -- the're sitting on one hard ---

but the inside scoop is that our own jimmy of brooklyn is soon moving to florida -

got a trip from my U-Haul informer --that jimmy has reserved a 40' refrigerated truck
to smuggle 844,000 sausages into the sunshine state
( where he will eat most --trade the rest to hookers at truck stops )

exact date not yet disclosed due to a recent wave of grand sausage truck jackings

will post his secret progress as soon as we get the word
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don't believe the man behind the curtin :lol: your u haul sorce is incorrect my truck was a 1995 rd mack roll off truck with a refrig container...however since your last post I had to switch tatics and go to a 1976 ford Granada stay tuned for more info....ps in the making of this post no susages have been harmed :blink:
 
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