guess where fatdog is ??

[Ken]

reporting a major league lucky streak --
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one of the turk jets that bobby shot down --
exploded near the carrier deck --

floating down like feather --and landing right on his armpit -
was a 40 pound sack o pure //f potent turkish hash

now we all know that fatdog is the sharing-caring type dude -
who would have gladly divied it all up with his crew

except --there is NO CREW

First Mate Lasonic TRC-920 reporting for duty Sir ! ! !
:ymca:

 

[jaetee]

Those of you lucky enough with working, shortwave capable tuners in your boxes can follow the "Exploits of Fatdog" and pick up his radio transmissions...

I was on the patio with my M70 last night and heard that Fatdog has re-routed the Turkish aircraft carrier to the Canary Islands off of the coast of Africa to reply to a craigslist ad for a rare, Spanish AKA verion of a long-lost Coby mono-box.

There was also talk of meeting up with Lyle Owerko for a photo shoot in Ghana.

 

[redbenjoe]

transmission came in loud and clear -

at this very moment --he is in serious trade negotiations for the mono coby -

seems like they want his helix and the 6 pounds of hash he still has and his pants :'-(

as of this moment -- bobby has offered only his helix and 2 pounds of hash .....

 

[THAFUZZ]

Bobby is in Vatican city, and interviewing to be Pope Fatimus Doggus the 1st. Different Grail there.

 

[MasterBlaster84]

Ira have you checked your storage locker lately?
I thought I heard through a distorted Coby egg that FD was making a run on your locker.

 

[im_alan_partridge]

Bobby is in Vatican city, and interviewing to be Pope Fatimus Doggus the 1st. Different Grail there.

Damn it Fuzz you beat me to that one

Ira, are you sure you've not smoked the hash yourself

 

[redbenjoe]

Bobby is in Vatican city, and interviewing to be Pope Fatimus Doggus the 1st. Different Grail there.

he better get in there soon --
there are plenty of pope applicant // box collector type dudes calling DIBS on the pope job

 

[redbenjoe]

more bad news --

no place to park his aircraft carrier near the vatican

:'-(

 

[Ghettoboom767]

No,he found room near Sicily to park it and is filling the holds with Italian
sausages!!!

He's trying to trade his Helix for some rare Aimor's and a special Italian
version of the Vinix!!
He was somewhat disappointed that he didn't quite qualify for the Pontiff's
position,he was told that there would not be any BBQ or Jwins allowed! :'-(

 

[Ken]

No,he found room near Sicily to park it and is filling the holds with Italian
sausages!!!

He's trying to trade his Helix for some rare Aimor's and a special Italian
version of the Vinix!!
He was somewhat disappointed that he didn't quite qualify for the Pontiff's
position,he was told that there would not be any BBQ or Jwins allowed! :'-(

I bet he trades the pants...He's a tough one to barter with... imp:

 

[redbenjoe]

well --all is well

he didnt get the pope gig
and lost his pants and 4 pounds off hash on the coby trade

but - he still has his helix and the carrier

and is hell bent for the great brooklyn sausage caper
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he had traded his GPS to glue for a new set of orange tip antennas
so ... he had to ask some stoned ubange surfer dude for directions

 

[Lasonic TRC-920]

filling the holds with Italian sausages!!!

Oh, you said "HOLDS", ok, I was WAY OFF

Go Bobby Go!

 

[redbenjoe]

now he's i/2 way to Madagascar---

plans to meet up with a few seasoned Helix collectors --
and hit the fleas

 

[oldskool69]

filling the holds with Italian sausages!!!

Oh, you said "HOLDS", ok, I was WAY OFF

Go Bobby Go!

ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[oldskool69]

now he's i/2 way to Madagascar---

plans to meet up with a few seasoned Helix collectors --
and hit the fleas

The "Dog" best be careful...lest he return with fleas!!!

 

[Ken]

filling the holds with Italian sausages!!!

Oh, you said "HOLDS", ok, I was WAY OFF

Go Bobby Go!

I'm not touching that one, Chris! (ouch)

 

[redbenjoe]

in the meantime -
the turks are still pissed that bobby stole their carrier ( it was their ONLY one :'-( )
and then he wiped out their air foirce

so --they are offering in trade -

fatdog gives back the carrier and throws in his helix
for the 007 octopussy and 55 pound barrel of hash

 

[bklyn sound]

I think I spotted bobby with a fishing pole off the port side of that yacht... :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:

 

[redbenjoe]

yup -- never that hard to spot bobby

---
the latest is jimmy is arranging for a prime octopussy parking slip -
just a sausage throw from the sausages

 

[Ken]

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