ETHICS ?

[redbenjoe]

i just got elected // volunteered to become a ' big shot ' in my town government -
but before i ' take office' officially ..
they are sending me for the authorized ethics training course !!

so
do any of you genuine ethical dudes have any suggestions ??
i really need to fake this course ...totally

 

[oldskool69]

Take the money...lie by admitting your lying about taking it...

That's standard operation for politicians right?

 

[baddboybill]

Oh great looks like I'm not moving to Florida


Bad Boy Bill

 

[redbenjoe]

Take the money...lie by admitting your lying about taking it...

That's standard operation for politicians right?

here is scheme #1 --
' set-up ' a complete set of compromising hooker shots on all the other town officials -
so i will always ' have the goods' on them

scheme #2 -
create THREE fake // different road building companies
authorize a huge budget to fix ALL the town roads ( that are still perfect )
obtain TWO 12 million $$ bids from 2 of the fake road builders
award the contract to the ' cheapo ' third company - low bidder at 'ONLY' $10 MILLION
sub contact the actual work to some legit road builder for ONE million -

' earn ' a qwik $9 million profit in my first year -

THATS how we do it in the good ole usa

 

[ford93]

Not to laugh on this, but this is all true ladies and gentlemen!

Seems to me that there will be more people wanting to be in the political arena just because there's money to be made off the backs of the average joe.

So, Ira please just don't say "My Fellow Americans" and then all this blah blah blah.

Be honest and wear a burglar outfit with your little bag that has the $$ embroided on it and be TRANSPARENT!! LOL!!!!!

:judge: h34r: olice:

 

[Ghettoboom767]

Hope the officials don't look into your on line activity and somehow read this!! You'll be back to the beach blasting Boomboxes just like before!!😮

 

[redbenjoe]

among my first 90 days in office -- my deeds will be to make LOUD boomboxes not only legal -- but mandatory
then zone the beach as TOPLESS
lower the drinking age
legalize pot - totally
install gambling and prostitution
release all the drug prisoners
hire hooters to cater our events
supply all other officials with strippers as their interns

and, of course , raise the tax rates a bit ..to cover my vast // hidden $$ expenses

then --stay in office forever by always re-upping in their ' ethics re-hab classes '

 

[floyd]

among my first 90 days in office -- my deeds will be to make LOUD boomboxes not only legal -- but mandatory
then zone the beach as TOPLESS
lower the drinking age
legalize pot - totally
install gambling and prostitution
release all the drug prisoners
hire hooters to cater our events
supply all other officials with strippers as their interns

and, of course , raise the tax rates a bit ..to cover my vast // hidden $$ expenses

then --stay in office forever by always re-upping in their ' ethics re-hab classes '

hell you got my vote!.

 

[Ghettoboom767]

Me to,I'll be visiting the beaches for sure with multiple grails!!😮😎💳📟📻

 

[BoomboxLover48]

I serve as an Ethics Manager also besides by function as a Tech Manager for company owned by World's second richest man.

 

[redbenjoe]

wowee royce -
you must be one ethical muthafker

 

[ford93]

Ira you manipulator!😄😄😄

You know how to get votes by making promises.

I'll tell ya what get me a box of Cohibas cigars then we can talk about serious business.😜😜😜😜😜

 

[redbenjoe]

50% BAD NEWS ...

just found out that TWO officer signatures are REQUIRED for all $ big government checks -
so cant just dip into the town treasury anytime for any amount -

now need to team up with one other ' ethical ' dude for a divie-up kahoots deal

 

[THAFUZZ]

'Ethics' is very much subject to interpretation. Who's to judge who's more ethical than the next Joe. Ethics based on One's moral compass? That too varies. What is the standard to which one is measured?

 

[bklyn sound]

Ira sounds to me like your gonna need someone on your side to strong arm the ones who won't get in line ... I'm not doin much anymore take me with you and I will assure your protection😎

 

[BoomboxLover48]

wowee royce -
you must be one ethical muthafker

 

[BoomboxLover48]

wowee royce -
you must be one ethical muthafker

hahahaahhahaah!

 

[trippy1313]

'Ethics' is very much subject to interpretation. Who's to judge who's more ethical than the next Joe. Ethics based on One's moral compass? That too varies. What is the standard to which one is measured?

Ethics and Morals have two different meanings, morals vary much more person to person, ethics are kind of like unwritten rules of society... so ethically, this would be wrong... but morally.... What town are you running for? Oh wait, you're in Florida, I'm okay with it. Haha

 

[floyd]

i don't even trust honest politician's usually there only honest about how bad they farked you and got away with it .
in most cases they decide their own ethics system and regulate themselves. political system= organized robbery . i love it when the politicians set up those investigative committee to investigate themselves appointing their best friends as the investigator. go justice!. team america fark yeah ! ,farking your ass ever motherfarking day . sorry my rants get raves lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

 

[redbenjoe]

in some governmental organizations
its unethical to be moral

btw--
i completed my mandatory ethics course yesterday--
and learned that just the " appearance of self-dealing " --- even in an innocent transaction is the most common event..
well,
that BS does not concern me
bc i plan on no less than hardcore schemes