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BoomboxLover48

BoomboxLover48

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JVC Floyd said:
in the usa women are like snakes , they will bite your ass the minute you put your hand close enough . all my buddies who are married just seem like they have some invisible rope around their necks .
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. I call it invisible leash!
 
redbenjoe

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floyd

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don't matter what they look like , if i'm farking an ugly woman i'm thinking of a beautiful one , if i'm farking a beautiful woman i have to imaging an ugly one just to get off. go figure you can't win.

it's amazing that women are still peddling the same old shiat , it's like out of all of man kinds brain power they never came up with new and improved poo-nanny , nope and bitches are getting away offering basically the same old shiat eon after eon and men are dumb enough not to notice?. i guess it's because there ain't much competition for a good ole fashioned bearded clam , damned monopoly them women got half the money and all the pussy .
 
trippy1313

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JVC Floyd said:
don't matter what they look like , if i'm farking an ugly woman i'm thinking of a beautiful one , if i'm farking a beautiful woman i have to imaging an ugly one just to get off. go figure you can't win.

it's amazing that women are still peddling the same old shiat , it's like out of all of man kinds brain power they never came up with new and improved poo-nanny , nope and bitches are getting away offering basically the same old shiat eon after eon and men are dumb enough not to notice?. i guess it's because there ain't much competition for a good ole fashioned bearded clam , damned monopoly them women got half the money and all the poo-nanny .
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HAHAHAHA..... What are you talking about???? :drunk:
 
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jimmyjimmy19702010

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JVC Floyd said:
don't matter what they look like , if i'm farking an ugly woman i'm thinking of a beautiful one , if i'm farking a beautiful woman i have to imaging an ugly one just to get off. go figure you can't win.

it's amazing that women are still peddling the same old shiat , it's like out of all of man kinds brain power they never came up with new and improved poo-nanny , nope and bitches are getting away offering basically the same old shiat eon after eon and men are dumb enough not to notice?. i guess it's because there ain't much competition for a good ole fashioned bearded clam , damned monopoly them women got half the money and all the poo-nanny .
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Yeh, you'd think with modern technology, Mother Nature could come up with something better than the boring old 'bearded clam'! :-) :-) :-)

You make perfect sense sometimes Floyd :-)
 
T-STER

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JVC Floyd said:
don't matter what they look like , if i'm farking an ugly woman i'm thinking of a beautiful one , if i'm farking a beautiful woman i have to imaging an ugly one just to get off. go figure you can't win.

it's amazing that women are still peddling the same old shiat , it's like out of all of man kinds brain power they never came up with new and improved poo-nanny , nope and bitches are getting away offering basically the same old shiat eon after eon and men are dumb enough not to notice?. i guess it's because there ain't much competition for a good ole fashioned bearded clam , damned monopoly them women got half the money and all the poo-nanny .
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Hahahaha, I swear Floyd I was having a shite day, read this and instantly felt better.

No idea what you said but I don't think im supposed to!!! I think its like poetry or Shakespere or summat!!
 
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