Bumpboxx uprock v1

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Reli

Boomus Fidelis
JVC Floyd said:
Would it kill these m************ to put the control panel on the front of the box.

Probably too afraid of warranty claims from fools breaking them off
 

retro

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Just FYI, the Akoustiq model (not to be mistaken for the V3) is now listed on Amazon prime in black or red for $275.95 US, and $229.00 on ebay.

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Transistorized

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You know...you could bolt the current bottom of these two boxes together to where the 4 10's are in the middle and the 4 tweeters are to the outside, relocate the two handles together at the (new) top, screw feet onto the (new) bottom and use a patch cable to run Left channel on the left unit, right channel on the Right unit and have stereo sound and the looks of the uprock V1 with about the same total RMS power (150X2) and spend less money.

Can anyone else visualize this? You would also have the meters on the side jumping outwards.The biggest issue would be relocating the control board for the right side since it would be on the bottom.
 

Transistorized

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Maybe they're trying to say if you buy one of these you will get kicked outta your bed...next one should show him on the couch clutching his pounding akoustiq. J/K :-P
 

caution

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Reli said:
WTF is on his back? A body pillow?
I think it's just a sleeveless jacket with a weird zipper, but it's all parachuted like he's coming back down from jumping, with the camera on the ground right in front of him angled upward.

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Anyone who was airborne with that hunk of MDF attached to a rope around his neck would surely suffer extreme robe burn as a minimum or maybe a broken neck when gravity did its thing :-)1A330704-179E-4F8A-A11E-EBD654B5CF68.png
They attempt to link these things to the real deal 80s boxes but anyone with a working pair of eyeballs could tell the Bumpboxx / Akoustiq box is no 80s device. :lol:
 

Reli

Boomus Fidelis
Looks cheap with black woofers. Bumpboxx had the right idea to make the woofers silver. Gives them more depth, instead of looking like flat frying pans on a flat red box (the Acoustiq).
 

Reli

Boomus Fidelis
caution said:
WTF is on his back? A body pillow?
I think it's just a sleeveless jacket with a weird zipper, but it's all parachuted like he's coming back down from jumping, with the camera on the ground right in front of him angled upward.

Oh ok, makes sense.......But it's still wack. If it confused me, it's going to confuse others as well. But I guess it's no surprise considering where this product comes from. An American advertising professional would never have approved such an awkward and nonsensical photo.
 
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