If a guy who says he's from Alabama and looks like this
Walks up to you and asks if you have any spare boomboxes, DO NOT SPEAK TO HIM. Otherwise, he will hypnotize you with his crackheadery and steal your boomboxes.
Some wild-eyed, twitchy, black dude just left with a shiat load of boomboxes - mumbling something about being on a mission from God.
These are the only pics I could get before I was knocked unconscious. What he doesn't know is that I sprayed glue under the gas pedal. I did wake up just in time to see sparks flying as he made the turn out of the neighborhood.





Walks up to you and asks if you have any spare boomboxes, DO NOT SPEAK TO HIM. Otherwise, he will hypnotize you with his crackheadery and steal your boomboxes.
Some wild-eyed, twitchy, black dude just left with a shiat load of boomboxes - mumbling something about being on a mission from God.
These are the only pics I could get before I was knocked unconscious. What he doesn't know is that I sprayed glue under the gas pedal. I did wake up just in time to see sparks flying as he made the turn out of the neighborhood.



