Yo, you need dis chit.... (best craigslist ad, ever) LOL!

[jaetee]

My favorite line.... "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE F_CK THIS DOES, BUT YOU NEED DIS SH_T)

http://orlando.craigslist.org/msg/3180067241.html

 

[sote]

Man, too bad I'm in Europe :'-(

Especially that M-Audio novation remote zero sl, I was looking for that one!

 

[Fatdog]

I just had to copy and paste this. You know... for posterity and stuff.

YO! Everything yo ass needs to start a rap metal band (downtown)

Peavey ultra plus head w fender 4x10 cab- $375 !!! (DIS THANG SHREDS YO EARS, HEAVY METAL STYLE RIFFS.)
Two guitar stands -$20 (YOU IS A PRO, RIGHT? DON'T LEAN YO **** ON YO NEW AMP)
DJ coffin fits two CDj 1000s and djm 800 or equivalent- $130 (IF YOU IS CUTTIN AND SCRATCHIN WITH THEM CDJ'S, YOU NEED DIS TO BE A PRO, TOO)
Shure ksm44 condenser $575 (USE THIS TO RECORD YO SAMPLES, QUALITY IN MEANS QUALITY OUT, BITCH)
M-Audio O2 midi controller $60 (YO DJ HOOKS DIS UP TO HIS LAPTOP, AND PLAYS DEM SAMPLES AND ****, LIKE A PIANO FOR YO MAC)
M-Audio novation remote zero sl $90 (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE **** THIS DOES, BUT YOU NEED DIS SHIAT)
PS 4x4 Power Conditioner- $50 (KEEP IT CHILL)

 

[Jboogie2384]

All this sounds like it was stolen. Funny ad for sure tho!!

 

[redbenjoe]

and .............

this sucker jams

 

[Lasonic TRC-920]

All this sounds like it was stolen. Funny ad for sure tho!!

I see the education system in Orlando is pumping out some qualified people to run the world!

Completely 100% unemployable

 

[Strānj-Bōōmbŏks]

Oh Man, that's soo funny!!! Can you imagine saying: "like yo Man, you need to pick this shiat up from me but bring some serios backup" hahhahhhhh

 

[THAFUZZ]

I just had to copy and paste this. You know... for posterity and stuff.

YO! Everything yo ass needs to start a rap metal band (downtown)

Peavey ultra plus head w fender 4x10 cab- $375 !!! (DIS THANG SHREDS YO EARS, HEAVY METAL STYLE RIFFS.)
Two guitar stands -$20 (YOU IS A PRO, RIGHT? DON'T LEAN YO shiat ON YO NEW AMP)
DJ coffin fits two CDj 1000s and djm 800 or equivalent- $130 (IF YOU IS CUTTIN AND SCRATCHIN WITH THEM CDJ'S, YOU NEED DIS TO BE A PRO, TOO)
Shure ksm44 condenser $575 (USE THIS TO RECORD YO SAMPLES, QUALITY IN MEANS QUALITY OUT, BITCH)
M-Audio O2 midi controller $60 (YO DJ HOOKS DIS UP TO HIS LAPTOP, AND PLAYS DEM SAMPLES AND shiat, LIKE A PIANO FOR YO MAC)
M-Audio novation remote zero sl $90 (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE fark THIS DOES, BUT YOU NEED DIS SHIAT)
PS 4x4 Power Conditioner- $50 (KEEP IT CHILL)

Me too. This is great

 

[ClaretBadger]

WERD

 

[BoomboxLover48]

ROFTL
LMAO...

 

[superlew]

It's probably one of those guys that cruises Wal-Mart parking lots trying to sell stolen home theatre systems.

All this sounds like it was stolen. Funny ad for sure tho!!

I see the education system in Orlando is pumping out some qualified people to run the world!

Completely 100% unemployable

I don't think this guy took advantage of the Orlando Educational System.

 

[bantytfv]

He may be a smart dude - that add is written to appeal to a dumb-ss (and there are plenty of them around now). He may be a marketing genius!

 

[Lasonic TRC-920]

He may be a smart dude - that add is written to appeal to a dumb-ss (and there are plenty of them around now). He may be a marketing genius!

Dude I hadn't thought of that