Of course, I'd settle for hearing one in person first.
Point being that if it turns out that, like, wow it's the best thing you have or will EVER hear...wouldn't you then be hooked just like those poor zombies

that have one now? When they keep chanting that it's the best, eventually you would have to get at least a LITTLE curious, wouldn't you Tony?
It's not as if it's going depreciate any time soon. Probably a safe bet you buy high and sell higher,

imp: unless you are lucky enough to work a trade.