only once in MANY years --did i ever get a box in the wild :'-(
in fact --its so lame around here -
-that local buddy monchito-
who is the big heavy in our towns trash pick-up industry
has been driving his truck everywhere --he is out 5 days per week at 6:30 AM--
and during the past FIVE years --he has scored the grand total = ZERO !!!
a few years ago --i did post my very first in the wild story.... about my hottie mailgirl-
who 'gave up her box' to me
since then ---nothing |-) |-)
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until - this morning
it was unfriggenbelievable :::::
real EXTRA pretty young thing
bangs on my door ---
says "are you ira"
i said ---FKIN A !!!!! ( or close to that)
she said that she heard i collect boomboxes --
and that she found one on the beach --and all the local kids told her that
i like them --
so --she said she wanted to give it to me ( FREEBEEEE)
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anyhow --she hands it over --it was in 'like new' condition-
i told her that i really couldnt accept it --cuz i already have so many -
and that she should keep and enjoy it -
i could tell that she was looking thru my open doorway -
about 10 of mine are clearly visible from outside --
and she seemed very interested --
so , of course (wifey not home)
,,,,,,, i invited her in --friendly dude that i am
ONE good factor about men being this old --is that young chicks actually TRUST US
she was SO impressed -- REALLY--
asked me if they all worked ?
i lied (a little ) .... and said "sure" ..and asked her which was her favorite --
i see she is starring at my TEN INCHER
which is the same one that just about every cool kid picks...........
the big black jvc rc 550
it is most definitely the most outstanding looking box i have --
LUCKY for me --that one works !!!
even more lucky --i turn it on --to FM
and some hot club music pops on --- its LOUD and good
all of a suddy -- SHE BE DANCIN'
i cant believe this ...
what a cool kid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100% true story --back to post the rest - in a while..........
(wifey came home)

in fact --its so lame around here -
-that local buddy monchito-
who is the big heavy in our towns trash pick-up industry
has been driving his truck everywhere --he is out 5 days per week at 6:30 AM--
and during the past FIVE years --he has scored the grand total = ZERO !!!
a few years ago --i did post my very first in the wild story.... about my hottie mailgirl-
who 'gave up her box' to me
since then ---nothing |-) |-)
--------------------------------------------
until - this morning
it was unfriggenbelievable :::::
real EXTRA pretty young thing
bangs on my door ---
says "are you ira"
i said ---FKIN A !!!!! ( or close to that)
she said that she heard i collect boomboxes --
and that she found one on the beach --and all the local kids told her that
i like them --
so --she said she wanted to give it to me ( FREEBEEEE)
---------------------------------------------------------------
anyhow --she hands it over --it was in 'like new' condition-
i told her that i really couldnt accept it --cuz i already have so many -
and that she should keep and enjoy it -
i could tell that she was looking thru my open doorway -
about 10 of mine are clearly visible from outside --
and she seemed very interested --
so , of course (wifey not home)
,,,,,,, i invited her in --friendly dude that i am
ONE good factor about men being this old --is that young chicks actually TRUST US
she was SO impressed -- REALLY--
asked me if they all worked ?
i lied (a little ) .... and said "sure" ..and asked her which was her favorite --
i see she is starring at my TEN INCHER
which is the same one that just about every cool kid picks...........
the big black jvc rc 550
it is most definitely the most outstanding looking box i have --
LUCKY for me --that one works !!!
even more lucky --i turn it on --to FM
and some hot club music pops on --- its LOUD and good
all of a suddy -- SHE BE DANCIN'
i cant believe this ...
what a cool kid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100% true story --back to post the rest - in a while..........
(wifey came home)
