How does a member ....

[redbenjoe]

beat ANY old lady

( across the pool ...................... the LONG way ? )

1. cut 12" off a common 2 x 6
2. make some rough cuts ( band-saw )
3. alot of careful sanding
4. 2 coats of marine varnish
5. whip on a motor
6. add 2 AAs

7. say 1,2, 3 GO ....

 

[oldskool69]

You make my kids wish you were their grandpa!

 

[BoomboxLover48]

...

 

[Superduper]

Is that a floating penis?

 

[blu_fuz]

Is that a floating penis?

Hahahaha, oddly I was thinking the same thing. 'Dilpedo' perhaps?

 

[redbenjoe]

Is that a floating penis?

yes



( and motorized for enduring performance )

 

[Superduper]

For enduring performance, you might wanna upgrade to at least "C" cells if not "D".

 

[Lasonic TRC-920]

You make my kids wish you were their grandpa!

Hell, I wish he was my grandpa!

 

[Lasonic TRC-920]

For enduring performance, you might wanna upgrade to at least "C" cells if not "D".

That's what she said!

(I had too)

 

[oldskool69]

Is that a floating penis?

Well there went any attempts to make this a nice thread. Now my kids think I was hanging out with a perv when I went to Florida!

 

[baddboybill]

Well there went any attempts to make this a nice thread. Now my kids think I was hanging out with a perv when I went to Florida!

You were


Bad Boy Bill

 

[redbenjoe]

perves rule

 

[Superduper]

Sorry Ira. That's really what it looked like, haha. Maybe smooth off the notches on the side next time?

 

[redbenjoe]

ok norm -- thats a fast & easy task --could perform that on this one...

but then,
we can bet on some ' alternate perve '
calling it a boob implant ..
or a high tech testicle

 

[BoomboxLover48]

Is that a floating penis?

That is what I also thought... hahaha! But I kept my mouth shut!
Ira could have added 2 Balls to float it better...


Now I feel better.... hahaha!

 

[Beosystem10]

Anyone whose old fella looks like that, please go to see your doctor now!

Unless you're Australian, in which case attach a handle, smooth off the notched sides and go grab your red, leathery balls.

 

[BoomboxLover48]

Anyone whose old fella looks like that, please go to see your doctor now!

Unless you're Australian, in which case attach a handle, smooth off the notched sides and go grab your red, leathery balls.

Don't let Ira take it to his Lady Doc!

 

[redbenjoe]

you guys are ANIMALS ..........

and , further
if this sort of behavior continues here ..
for another 5 straight years -
i will be starting my own site ---just for the clean and simple minded

 

[BoomboxLover48]

you guys are ANIMALS ..........

and , further
if this sort of behavior continues here ..
for another 5 straight years -
i will be starting my own site ---just for the clean and simple minded

.......we want to see some clean and simple minded beach pics... please start one!

 

[BoomboxLover48]

For the next project make a triangle with one cut at the corner to mount the engine.... this will shut up most of these folks here. It will never look like a P