well thanks norm --
we dont often see that enormous show of hands --
at 4 AM EST
and concerned that the remains of the story might not really be THAT funny-
its best to sneak it in here now --
while nobody in ANY time zone is awake
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ok --
so i explain to phil --that i have been delighted and always surprised
with the quality of every box he had sent to me -
and that i could not bear to let him down -
especially on his 'dream box' and
more especially for 600 biggies---
he explained that its been way over a year since he has
seen a 7700 in any condition --and for me to send it right away
and not to worry about it--
the balance of the story is this phone conversation-
(i called him the next day)
me -----"phil - i CANT do this --you NEED to come over here
and see it // judge it for yourself "
phil -----"thats all the way across the state" !!
NO WAY
just send the box"
me ---- " phil -its only a few hundred miles --
you can see cows and farms along the way "
phil ---- " dunno --that a long way for boombox"
me --- " ok - heres the deal --you come over --
you get the box for less $ -- you save freight money-
i pay for the lunch -- 4 beers and a chick"
phil ---" are you near miami "
me --- " not exactly --
how about 3 beers and 2 chicks "
phil --- " listen , ira i CANT come over your house "
me --- " WHY NOT ????"
phil--- " i dont even know where you live"
( the end )
