CRAIGS LIST ADD verry funny

[bklyn sound]

http://cnj.craigslist.org/zip/4779295676.html
ok guys lets have some funny replys to this add

 

[superlew]

If I lived a little closer, I'd lend him my 10 Lb sledge and some contractor bags.

Edit: Always exercise caution when smashing porcelain covered cast iron. I learn things the hard way. Safety goggles are cheap.

 

[blu_fuz]

Tub?

 

[Ken]

I like mine better. It's not stained.

My turkeys been defrosting in it...

 

[floyd]

roughly translated.

shitty blue bath tub with free stains ,bring some fool to help you remove this piece of shiat that sounds fancy but is filthier than a 3 dollar whore.

 

[floyd]

If I lived a little closer, I'd lend him my 10 Lb sledge and some contractor bags.

Edit: Always exercise caution when smashing porcelain covered cast iron. I learn things the hard way. Safety goggles are cheap.

same goes for busting up tile , i tell you those shards are so sharp i cut myself to pieces and didnt know it till i saw blood all over the place.

 

[Lasonic TRC-920]

roughly translated.

shitty blue bath tub with free stains ,bring some fool to help you remove this piece of shiat that sounds fancy but is filthier than a 3 dollar whore.

Or I'll have to pay someone to haul it away!

 

[JustCruisin]

Listing has been deleted..

 

[Beosystem10]

Probably snapped up by an architectural salvage retailer who'll get it re-enameled and sell it on for big money. I put a new GRP bath in and sold the old enamel one for an amount that paid for the 'glass bath and a new sink & bog to go with it. There's good money in old crap that Southerners consider fashionable! The buyer of mine came all the way from that London with a 35cwt Tranny to carry it home - 360 miles each way.

 

[trippy1313]

Probably snapped up by an architectural salvage retailer who'll get it re-enameled and sell it on for big money. I put a new GRP bath in and sold the old enamel one for an amount that paid for the 'glass bath and a new sink & bog to go with it. There's good money in old crap that Southerners consider fashionable! The buyer of mine came all the way from that London with a 35cwt Tranny to carry it home - 360 miles each way.

Really? Shoulda kept mine... first thing I threw out when I bought my house. Oh well. It's a hassle waiting for the right person sometimes.

 

[Beosystem10]

I suppose salvage culture varies from one place to another, but there's a healthy demand for Victorian and earlier cast iron bathroom suites in the many parts of the UK. Take a look at These prices. Salvage is a very lucrative game to be in and these are private sales. Dealers would add between 100% and 300% on average to the prices on Gumtree, more for baths that are professionally re-enamelled.

 

[jimmyjimmy19702010]

I had an old cast iron bath in my last house - it was really long and deep - I'm 6 foot 1 and it was longer than me. Much better than the short and shallow fibreglass bath in my current house.

James....

 

[Beosystem10]

And that right there is why I regret getting rid of mine! The shorter GRP one is OK and it allowed space for my shower tray behind it, but the cast one I had was longer than me (I'm 6'2" laid flat). OK, so it cost a fortune to fill it enough to allow me to float but really that didn't matter.
I probably wouldn't have bothered had it not been for the impact on my property values caused by upgrading their energy efficiency ratings with these silly plastic baths!