2 cannibals.............
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gsbadbmr
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Snow in the Bahamas!
A married woman goes to the Bahamas for a business trip. While there she meets a handsome young man and has sex with him throughout her stay there.
The whole time the man never tells her his name. Then the day comes to when she had to leave, and before she departs, she asks the man his name.
The man replies, "You must not make fun of my name."
And of course the woman promises she wont. So, the man tells her that his name is Snow. Immediately the woman breaks out in laughter.
Outraged, the man yells, "You promised you wouldn't laugh!"
She replies, "Oh, no honey. I'm not laughing at your name, I was just thinking how I'm going to have tell my husband I got ten inches of Snow everyday in the Bahamas!"
A married woman goes to the Bahamas for a business trip. While there she meets a handsome young man and has sex with him throughout her stay there.
The whole time the man never tells her his name. Then the day comes to when she had to leave, and before she departs, she asks the man his name.
The man replies, "You must not make fun of my name."
And of course the woman promises she wont. So, the man tells her that his name is Snow. Immediately the woman breaks out in laughter.
Outraged, the man yells, "You promised you wouldn't laugh!"
She replies, "Oh, no honey. I'm not laughing at your name, I was just thinking how I'm going to have tell my husband I got ten inches of Snow everyday in the Bahamas!"
baddboybill
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All the animals in the jungle are chillin' and playing dominoes and the giraffe says:
"Hey, why don't we get some pizza and soda?"
-Lion says: "Ok, I'll pitch in $5"
-Hippo says: "I'll pitch in $5 too"
-Elephant: "I'll pitch in $10 cause I'm bigger"
So they gather up all the money and decide that turtle
should go and buy since she didn't pitch in shiat!
1 hour goes by, 3 hours... 10 frickin HOURS go by and nothing!!!
"When the turtle gets here, I'm gonna eat the biatch" -Lion says
"When turtle gets here, I'm gonna step on it" -Elephant says
"Gonna kill her as soon as I see her" -Hippo says
After 16 hours, all the animals start seeing a shadow coming from far away,
And they are all pissed off and wanting to kill her as she gets closer...
So, finally the turtle gets there and says: "Uhm, what kind of soda did you guys want?"
"Hey, why don't we get some pizza and soda?"
-Lion says: "Ok, I'll pitch in $5"
-Hippo says: "I'll pitch in $5 too"
-Elephant: "I'll pitch in $10 cause I'm bigger"
So they gather up all the money and decide that turtle
should go and buy since she didn't pitch in shiat!
1 hour goes by, 3 hours... 10 frickin HOURS go by and nothing!!!
"When the turtle gets here, I'm gonna eat the biatch" -Lion says
"When turtle gets here, I'm gonna step on it" -Elephant says
"Gonna kill her as soon as I see her" -Hippo says
After 16 hours, all the animals start seeing a shadow coming from far away,
And they are all pissed off and wanting to kill her as she gets closer...
So, finally the turtle gets there and says: "Uhm, what kind of soda did you guys want?"
chevyman-uy
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the monkey is in the tree, and the lion appears and says, down the tree and talk a while
Monk says no, you want to eat me.
The lion says, that now it is not, the new laws of animal rights, we must all live in harmony.
as a token of my goodwill, bindeth me back legs,
the monkey says, you are very strong and you can unleash fast
The lion's tied the front legs too and said, now you can trust me I can not do anything.
the monkey down slowly approaching the lion and shaking a lot
the lion says, you're still keeping me afraid, because shaking?
and the monkey says, , trembling fot the excitement, not for fear,,,,,
never F....S a Lion
Monk says no, you want to eat me.
The lion says, that now it is not, the new laws of animal rights, we must all live in harmony.
as a token of my goodwill, bindeth me back legs,
the monkey says, you are very strong and you can unleash fast
The lion's tied the front legs too and said, now you can trust me I can not do anything.
the monkey down slowly approaching the lion and shaking a lot
the lion says, you're still keeping me afraid, because shaking?
and the monkey says, , trembling fot the excitement, not for fear,,,,,
never F....S a Lion
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