10 Things Not To Do To A Boombox!!

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Ghettoboom767

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Hi everyone-Here's 10 things you should not do to a Boombox!
(1)Don't use the Boombox as a hammer! :-O They're made of plastic
and can easily crack or break! :nonono:
(2)Don't use a Boombox as a table or coaster!! :-O This is not recommended!
You can easily gum up the controls or even worse you can burn
something up my getting that Coca-Cola I'n there or some Hawaiian
Punch! :hmmm:
(3)Don't use the Boombox as an ashtray or your Pipe holder!! :dunce:
You can burn or melt part of the Boombox or worse yet,it could start
on fire!! :nonono:
(4)Don't put the Boombox out I'n the open during your softball or baseball
games!! :dunce: :nonono:
The ball if it hits the Boombox us usually quite destructive! :thumbsdown:
There's a thing called the bleachers and the batter cage,usually ok if
behind these safety barriers. :sad:
(5)Don't use the Boombox during heavy downpours or blizzards! :ninja: :-O :no:
The heavy moisture and water or melting snow can cause a Boombox
to short out and thus not work anymore! :huh:
(6)Dont't use eggs as aggression escape!!
Please don't smash and bust up your boomboxes as a way to release
your anger!! :nonono:
The resulting plastic pieces could puncture a tire or even worse s dog
might eat one of the speakers! :thumbsdown:
(7)Don't hang your Boombox up In a tree without at least using good
new alkaline batteries! :hmmm:
This way when you need to annoy someone or play that practical
trick it will bellow out bad music for longer durations!! :yes: :afro:
(8)Don't use your Boombox around candles or use them as candle holders!! :dunce:
The heat could melt the Boombox or even worse start it on fire!! :-O :-O
Use a designated candle holder and don't put it near the Boombox!! :huh:
(9)Don't use the Boombox In over 130 and below 30 degrees farenheit! :nonono:
The resulting heat could melt and deform the Boombox or the real
cold can prevent cassettes from operating efficiently! :huh:
(10)Last Don't use your Boombox as s hockey puck or a football,the
resulting force of the stck can cause the case to crack or worse even
explode!! :nonono: :sadno:
The inner electronics aren't meant to do spirals or operate and function
at the pressures or the kind of impacts that a football can take! :sadno:
So I recommend you follow these guidelines I'n as what not to do to
your Boombox! :nonono: :-O :w00t:
 

Boom Shaka Laka

Requiem Æternam
11. Don't shave with it.
12. At the airport, don't try to hide it in your pants.
13. Don't take it to the movies.
14. Don't lick it (like my mother used to say, you never know where it's been).
15. Don't show it to Ira unless you want it "dibbed."
 

BENDYCAT

Member (SA)
16. don't let your wife know that you love your boom box or she will use it in a argument or even damage it and say "sorry i just didn't see it there in the way :annoyed:
 

redbenjoe

I Am Legend
never just assume they can float -- :nonono: :dunce:

when in doubt --first consult the local marine patrols and the coast guard
 

ViennaSound

Boomus Fidelis
> dont throw it out of the window, if it´s not working any more.
You may harm anybody else. :sin:

> dont buy one more boombox, as you know you have no storage space for it. :lol:

> dont use headphones. The boombox´ speakers may be annoyed! :annoyed:
 

shane higgins

Member (SA)
Radio 80's FM said:
* Do not use a boombox during a storm. The aerials are great lightening rods! :angry:
ha ha
was that some cool lightning all what was it bouncing of you r head
i was watching it from sir charles gardiner all mornig
how lucky are those 4 for not getting killed when the lightning hit them
 

JustCruisin

Member (SA)
BENDYCAT said:
16. don't let your wife know that you love your boom box or she will use it in a argument or even damage it and say "sorry i just didn't see it there in the way :annoyed:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

BoomboxLover48

Boomus Fidelis
Never try to straighten the base of the male telescopic antenna connection. They just BREAK OFF!! :yes: :yes:

(Some Sony CF boomboxes got a natural bend there. :yes: :yes:)


Make it a habit to leave the cassette door open when you try to remove the chassis.
 
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